Love: "A temporary insanity curable by marriage, or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder."
Cynic: "A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."
Patience: "A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
Egotist: "A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."
Politeness: "The most acceptable hypocrisy."
