The devil's dictionary

The Devil's dictionary is a dictionary that gives funny definitions of common words. What do these words mean? How does the video define these words? Love: Cynic: Patience: Egotist: Politeness:  

 Love: "A temporary insanity curable by marriage, or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder." 

Cynic: "A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be." 

Patience: "A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue." 

Egotist: "A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me." 

Politeness: "The most acceptable hypocrisy."